Life Is A Bitch
Why does free love cost so much?
If you sign up for one of our free accounts, you can not only write you're own entries for the site, but you can also vote on other members entries. What's the worst that could happen?!
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"Today, I found a dead rat. I bagged it up and took it out to the bin, where I got stung in the face by a couple of angry wasps. Dealt with that, sat down to eat my lunch, and bit my tongue. I wanna go back to bed. LIAB." |
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"Today, I went to the post office to post some... err... post. When it came to pay, I suddenly realised I didn't have my wallet on me. I ran home to pick up my wallet, but couldn't find it anywhere. Finally called the cinema that I had been to the previous afternoon to see if they had it... they did!!! Raced over there to pick it up. Got it. Raced home only to find that in the rush to find my wallet I had left my keys inside, and had locked myself out... LIAB." |
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"Today, I was told by my italian lawyer that he expects my trial against an entrepreneur & an architect to be fully resolved by Christmas. I should ask him which Xmas he's talking about as he's been telling me this for the last 4 years... LIAB." |
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"Today, Mercurius went retrograde so an appointment was canceled, a parcel didn't arrive and I couldn't upload my picture. So what is LIAB." |
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"Today, Well Yesterday actually my boss accidentally typed my name as Pork Gigarty in an e-mail. Now I have a new nickname. How would you like to be refered to as Pork? LIAB." |
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"Today, I overheard the guy who helps me look after my olive tree say to the cleaning lady that he was hoping the credit crunch would not have any repercussion on his job as he just bought a new BMW. I just sold my car to pay his wages this year. LIAB." |
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"Today, actually last Sunday, my husband asks our lovely daughter who can't take "No" for an answer, if she knows what "no" means. Without hesitation she spills out:" Challenge!". She is four.... LIAB." |
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